Hunfligfut is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, egotistical skunk.

Hunfligfut created energy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Hunfligfut, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Hunfligfut, he will turn you into a hamster.

Hunfligfut's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Hunfligfut's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat cucumbers.

2. Do not laugh in public.

3. Never look at black holes.

4. Do not shave your face.

5. Never sing in holy places.