Loopbif is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, boastful cat.

Loopbif created a photon six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Loopbif, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Loopbif, it will not care at all.

Loopbif's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Loopbif's Holy Commandments

1. Capybaras are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Never look at moons.

3. Erect eight carbon sculptures of Loopbif on top of important buildings.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.