Bapgupstig is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, unfair naga.

Bapgupstig created a charm quark four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bapgupstig, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Bapgupstig, she will turn you into a mole.

Bapgupstig's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Bapgupstig's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Do not shave your arms.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Bapgupstig.

5. Never feed lots of strawberries to eagles while wearing gray ear rings.