Bimnatcib is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, all-knowing yak.

Bimnatcib created the Sombrero Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bimnatcib, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Bimnatcib, it will turn you into a snail.

Bimnatcib's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Bimnatcib's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Do not shave your legs.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Always make sure there are no ducks in a building before entering it.