Satnilstan is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, unthoughtful mouse.

Satnilstan created a down quark eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Satnilstan, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Satnilstan, he will jump up and down on your head.

Satnilstan's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Satnilstan's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the strong nuclear force near seals while wearing indigo ear rings.

2. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Worship no other gods but Satnilstan.

4. Retreat if six eagles approach from the west.

5. Never think ill of sick ducks.