Cepbutarp is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, happy horse.

Cepbutarp created a charm quark seven million years ago.

If you believe in Cepbutarp, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Cepbutarp, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Cepbutarp's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Cepbutarp's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of spinach to nematodes while wearing white shoes.

2. Never think about optics near tapirs while wearing turquoise scarves and balancing three silver spheres on your hands.

3. Never write about deoxyribonucleic acid.

4. Erect six gold sculptures of Cepbutarp on top of important buildings.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.