Sasdandossmapparkshavtarg is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, loving swan.

Sasdandossmapparkshavtarg created viruses two years ago.

If you believe in Sasdandossmapparkshavtarg, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Sasdandossmapparkshavtarg, it will turn you into a rock.

Sasdandossmapparkshavtarg's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Sasdandossmapparkshavtarg's Holy Commandments

1. Rats are not to be trusted.

2. Never eat lentils.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Retreat if four tapirs approach from the north.

5. Never skip in holy places.