Ditkikyik is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, impressive faun.

Ditkikyik created the planet Venus two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ditkikyik, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Ditkikyik, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Ditkikyik's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Ditkikyik's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Never sing in the presence of badgers.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Do not dye your hair gray.