Lignatfeb Barnfossdud is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, stupid capybara.

Lignatfeb Barnfossdud created oxygen three billion years ago.

If you believe in Lignatfeb Barnfossdud, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Lignatfeb Barnfossdud, she will remove you from existence.

Lignatfeb Barnfossdud's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Lignatfeb Barnfossdud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. You must pray to Lignatfeb Barnfossdud eight times a day.

4. Never go into blue rooms.

5. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.