Null is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, strong centaur.

Null created the planet Mars five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Null, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Null, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Null's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Null's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat carrots.

2. Never sing in holy places.

3. Erect a giant pink sculpture of Null in the centre of the settlement.

4. You must pray to Null eight times a day.

5. Always pray immersed in water.