Saknatbet is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, unselfish frog.

Saknatbet created everything that exists three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Saknatbet, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Saknatbet, he will ignore you.

Saknatbet's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Saknatbet's Holy Commandments

1. Erect six copper sculptures of Saknatbet on top of important buildings.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Cats are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Never think about thermodynamics near foxes while wearing mauve hats and balancing three platinum spheres on your chest.