Bamzedsog is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, blissful human.

Bamzedsog created a quark six billion years ago.

If you believe in Bamzedsog, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Bamzedsog, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Bamzedsog's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Bamzedsog's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed aubergines to grasshopers while wearing orange coats.

2. Never think about galaxies.

3. You must pray to Bamzedsog seven times a day.

4. Never talk about eukaryotes.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Bamzedsog.