Saktundotgud Canbogzod is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, unfair human.

Saktundotgud Canbogzod created the universe two billion years ago.

If you believe in Saktundotgud Canbogzod, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Saktundotgud Canbogzod, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Saktundotgud Canbogzod's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Saktundotgud Canbogzod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Do not wear nickel on your body.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never talk about comets.

5. You must pray to Saktundotgud Canbogzod seven times a day.