Benrowdan is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, irritating hedgehog.

Benrowdan created Mount Everest six million years ago.

If you believe in Benrowdan, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Benrowdan, she will turn you into a worm.

Benrowdan's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Benrowdan's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat peas.

2. Always help sick goats.

3. Put Benrowdan first in all things.

4. Run away from mauve swans, for they are unholy.

5. Never jump in holy places.