Bag is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, caring slug.

Bag created time and space five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bag, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Bag, she will turn you into a sheep.

Bag's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Bag's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if three goats approach from the east.

2. Never hurt rats.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Never paint your arms pink.

5. Sharks are not to be trusted.