Tagsabrut is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, two-faced fly.

Tagsabrut created time and space seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tagsabrut, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Tagsabrut, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Tagsabrut's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Tagsabrut's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat peanuts.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Never paint your back indigo.

4. Always help sick badgers.

5. Worship no other gods but Tagsabrut.