Pittarpxin is a god.

She takes the form of a small, competent chicken.

Pittarpxin created the planet Earth two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pittarpxin, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Pittarpxin, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Pittarpxin's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Pittarpxin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Never hurt cats.

3. Never think about comets.

4. Never wear violet coats.

5. Never talk about quantum field theory near voles while wearing brown kilts.