Rawtagtar is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, competent raccoon.

Rawtagtar created gold eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rawtagtar, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Rawtagtar, she will turn you into a slug.

Rawtagtar's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Rawtagtar's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Never think about dark matter near sheep while wearing magenta shorts and balancing seven iron spheres on your legs.

3. Always help ducks in need.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Never play with disobedient children.