Kamapphon is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, strong dolphin.

Kamapphon created snails nine million years ago.

If you believe in Kamapphon, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Kamapphon, it will torture you forever.

Kamapphon's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Kamapphon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in turquoise rooms.

2. Never sprint in the presence of snails.

3. Always treat sharks with great respect.

4. Always help horses.

5. You must love Kamapphon.