Nakfligsad is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, awesome mouse.

Nakfligsad created Africa six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nakfligsad, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Nakfligsad, she will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Nakfligsad's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Nakfligsad's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear violet.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Hide if seven whales approach from the west.