Nuttbit is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, humane squirrel.

Nuttbit created humanity five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nuttbit, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Nuttbit, it will boil you in a big pot.

Nuttbit's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Nuttbit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Never think ill of sick hamsters.

4. Feed all hungry foxes.

5. Learn four new languages a year.