Yikfigfig is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, loving clam.

Yikfigfig created the world seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yikfigfig, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Yikfigfig, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Yikfigfig's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Yikfigfig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Do not shave your face.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Never wear shoes.