Kimyimcub is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, capable slug.

Kimyimcub created Mount Everest two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kimyimcub, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Kimyimcub, she will turn you into a goat.

Kimyimcub's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Kimyimcub's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick foxes.

2. Never talk about fluid mechanics near pigs while wearing violet hats.

3. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place in pink.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Kimyimcub loves eagles, so they must be honoured.