Mobdamnell is a god.

It takes the form of a large, emotional mongoose.

Mobdamnell created viruses three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mobdamnell, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Mobdamnell, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Mobdamnell's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Mobdamnell's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill nematodes.

2. You must love Mobdamnell.

3. You must never eat tomatoes.

4. Put Mobdamnell first in all things.

5. Never think about moons.