Quatyattgof is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, merciful hyena.

Quatyattgof created oxygen nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Quatyattgof, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Quatyattgof, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Quatyattgof's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Quatyattgof's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat squirrels with great respect.

2. Always help porpoises in need.

3. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never think about thermodynamics.

5. Never leap near tortoises.