Fadhithinjon is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, thoughtless wyvern.

Fadhithinjon created viruses seven million years ago.

If you believe in Fadhithinjon, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Fadhithinjon, it will turn you into a duck.

Fadhithinjon's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Fadhithinjon's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat carrots.

2. Always treat cats with great respect.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Fadhithinjon.

4. Erect a large copper sculpture of Fadhithinjon on top of all buildings.

5. Respect your elders.