Cedvidriltip is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, contented wombat.

Cedvidriltip created oxygen eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cedvidriltip, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Cedvidriltip, he will turn you into a puffin.

Cedvidriltip's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Cedvidriltip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your neck.

2. Do not eat gooseberries.

3. Always help dogs in need.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.