Catdobcambid is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, unjust pig.

Catdobcambid created an up quark eight million years ago.

If you believe in Catdobcambid, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Catdobcambid, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Catdobcambid's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Catdobcambid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair mauve.

2. Squirrels are not to be trusted.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Put Catdobcambid first in all things.

5. Always help sick aardvarks.