Vinlimdob is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, deceitful tapir.

Vinlimdob created the universe five billion years ago.

If you believe in Vinlimdob, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Vinlimdob, she will curse you with boils.

Vinlimdob's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Vinlimdob's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Aardvarks are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Never mention monkeys.

5. Do not drink water in blue rooms.