Lenhascep is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, annoying lizard.

Lenhascep created Europe eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Lenhascep, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Lenhascep, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Lenhascep's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Lenhascep's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about ultrasonics.

2. Never skip near nematodes.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Lenhascep on top of all buildings.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.