Himarmsak is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, generous troll.

Himarmsak created viruses two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Himarmsak, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Himarmsak, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Himarmsak's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Himarmsak's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Never think about comets.

3. Himarmsak must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Hide if seven nematodes approach from the east.