Gupbogdamgunbellvadtig is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, idiotic coyote.

Gupbogdamgunbellvadtig created a charm quark two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gupbogdamgunbellvadtig, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Gupbogdamgunbellvadtig, it will laugh at you.

Gupbogdamgunbellvadtig's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Gupbogdamgunbellvadtig's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Gupbogdamgunbellvadtig.

2. Never jump in holy places.

3. Hide from blue mice for they are unholy.

4. Erect a giant fawn sculpture of Gupbogdamgunbellvadtig in the centre of the settlement.

5. Gupbogdamgunbellvadtig loves moths, so they must be respected.