Wadrapdot Fenbudhug is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, unthoughtful skunk.

Wadrapdot Fenbudhug created bats four billion years ago.

If you believe in Wadrapdot Fenbudhug, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Wadrapdot Fenbudhug, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Wadrapdot Fenbudhug's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Wadrapdot Fenbudhug's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Wadrapdot Fenbudhug.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Pray towards the west.

5. Fast once a month.