Rotmidcem is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, kind fox.

Rotmidcem created carbon seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rotmidcem, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Rotmidcem, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Rotmidcem's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Rotmidcem's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate swans.

2. Rotmidcem loves horses, so they must be honoured.

3. Do not sprint in public.

4. Erect a giant mauve sculpture of Rotmidcem in the centre of the settlement.

5. Never play with disobedient children.