Binhenpod is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, sapient hippopotamus.

Binhenpod created the Tadpole Galaxy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Binhenpod, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Binhenpod, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Binhenpod's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Binhenpod's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat wheat.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never feed aubergines to capybaras while wearing green shoes.

4. Do not keep eight swans in a large pit.

5. You must pray to Binhenpod nine times a day.