Timciss is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, pitiless dragon.

Timciss created oxygen three billion years ago.

If you believe in Timciss, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Timciss, she will jump up and down on your head.

Timciss' most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Timciss' Holy Commandments

1. Never skip in holy places.

2. Hide from magenta foxes for they are unholy.

3. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Timciss.

5. Never feed limes to whales while wearing skirts.