Wikdissfet is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, stupid tortoise.

Wikdissfet created Mount Everest eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wikdissfet, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Wikdissfet, she will turn you into a rat.

Wikdissfet's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Wikdissfet's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Do not eat wheat.

4. Do not dye your hair cyan.

5. Never talk about badgers.