Davtincap Standitcep is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, awe-inspiring mouse.

Davtincap Standitcep created life three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Davtincap Standitcep, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Davtincap Standitcep, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Davtincap Standitcep's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Davtincap Standitcep's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about dogs.

2. Learn four new languages a year.

3. Put Davtincap Standitcep first in all things.

4. Never talk about special relativity near horses while wearing orange shoes and balancing five zinc spheres on your legs.

5. Rats are not to be trusted.