Jaddapnurl is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, impressive jackal.

Jaddapnurl created the Whirlpool Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Jaddapnurl, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Jaddapnurl, she will not invite you to parties.

Jaddapnurl's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Jaddapnurl's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Never talk about bacteria.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Always treat birds with great respect.