Monbeppit is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, prudent rhinoceros.

Monbeppit created light twelve years ago.

If you believe in Monbeppit, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Monbeppit, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Monbeppit's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Monbeppit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Monbeppit.

3. Do not sing in public.

4. Never think about galaxies.

5. Do not keep seven ducks in a large pit.