Nibgepquam is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, stupid rhinoceros.

Nibgepquam created the Small Magellanic Cloud four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nibgepquam, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Nibgepquam, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Nibgepquam's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Nibgepquam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear magenta clothing.

2. Hide if eight shrews approach from the north.

3. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

4. You must never eat bread.

5. Draw representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.