Cedyarllarg is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, unfair mouse.

Cedyarllarg created life seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cedyarllarg, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Cedyarllarg, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Cedyarllarg's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Cedyarllarg's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no moths in a room before entering it.

2. Never laugh in the presence of great tits.

3. Cedyarllarg loves shrews, so they must be respected.

4. Worship no other gods but Cedyarllarg.

5. Erect a giant orange sculpture of Cedyarllarg in the centre of the settlement.