Dapxinbog is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, unselfish warg.

Dapxinbog created matter six million years ago.

If you believe in Dapxinbog, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Dapxinbog, she will turn you into a dog.

Dapxinbog's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Dapxinbog's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Hide if five rats approach from the south.

3. Dapxinbog loves snails, so they must be honoured.

4. Never eat lemons.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.