Neljabapp is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, intelligent human.

Neljabapp created the world eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Neljabapp, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Neljabapp, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Neljabapp's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Neljabapp's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about dark energy near otters while wearing white scarves.

2. Never jump near dogs.

3. Do not speak about coconuts.

4. Do not kill turtles.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate hamsters.