Dogfasjintadhimflatortbest is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, selfish deer.

Dogfasjintadhimflatortbest created the Andromeda Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dogfasjintadhimflatortbest, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Dogfasjintadhimflatortbest, she will send minions to preach to you.

Dogfasjintadhimflatortbest's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Dogfasjintadhimflatortbest's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Respect your elders.

4. You must pray to Dogfasjintadhimflatortbest nine times a day.

5. Always make sure there are no bats in a building before entering it.