Sterlid is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, intelligent newt.

Sterlid created an up quark six million years ago.

If you believe in Sterlid, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Sterlid, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Sterlid's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Sterlid's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat bananas.

2. Never think about nucleic acids.

3. Horses are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Feed all hungry otters.

5. Never eat peas.