Godved is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, benevolent bear.

Godved created water five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Godved, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Godved, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Godved's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Godved's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.

2. Run away from red bats, for they are unholy.

3. Do not wear orange clothing.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Never hurt mites.