Jonstragsig is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, self-assured ant.

Jonstragsig created the planet Saturn six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jonstragsig, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Jonstragsig, he will boil you in a big pot.

Jonstragsig's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Jonstragsig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Never think about cell theory.

3. Learn three new languages a year.

4. Never hop near aardvarks.

5. Jonstragsig loves dogs, so they must be honoured.