Cebnurlyok is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, quiet manatee.

Cebnurlyok created matter three billion years ago.

If you believe in Cebnurlyok, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Cebnurlyok, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Cebnurlyok's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Cebnurlyok's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured dolphins.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Cebnurlyok.

3. Never think ill of sick bats.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Hide from white ducks for they are unholy.