Tigkomnurt is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, flying grasshopper.

Tigkomnurt created oxygen six million years ago.

If you believe in Tigkomnurt, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Tigkomnurt, she will destroy your home solar system.

Tigkomnurt's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Tigkomnurt's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Tigkomnurt.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Always help geese.

4. Never laugh near capybaras.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.